it’s almost 3am and suddenly I find myself wondering about Tomato’s face like is it fur? do all cq bunnies have fur? is it just a beard that happen to be the exact same color as his skin and not his hair? is his hair dyed? is it just his face? does he have multiple cleft chins going on at once? the biggest mystery of cucumber quest…
Maybe the Island will come back as “The Ghost Island Of Wawanakwa”!!! If Zeke is able to come back after falling into a volcano, maybe the Island will come back and haunt whoever arrives there. Wouldn’t that be awesome!!?
yeah ahahah the season after the next will be REVENGE OF THE GHOST OF THE ISLAND
I’m like ‘the Tea Party is racist’ and my friend is like ‘Kamau, you can’t call the Tea Party racist. They’re not all racist.’ And I was like, you know what, I don’t need the Tea Party to be 100% racist for me to feel perfectly fine calling them racist. I don’t need 100% racism in the group. It could be way less than 100%. 10% is plenty for me. If the Tea Party is 10% racist I feel comfortable labeling the whole group racist.
Let me explain how that works. If I offer you a shake, a milkshake. I say ‘would you like a milkshake?’ You go “yeah, sure I’d like a milkshake.” I go, ‘okay, here you go, but just so you know it’s 10% shit.’
Oh, now you suddenly you understand how it works. 10% is kinda a lot ain’t it. You go ‘uh oh, that’s too much shit in my shake.
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
Will it take him two and a half more books to get it to you?
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
seriously why hasn’t tumblr added a “make post unrebloggable” feature yet
from the amount of people i’ve seen having to tag venting posts and posts about personal shit with “please don’t reblog” it seems like it would be a very useful feature to have. just check a “no one can reblog this post” box off when you’re making a post and there you go, no more need to worry about people with no sense of personal space showing your problems to all their followers
i want to see a magical girl anime where she has to stop mid transformation because the villain wont stop doing bad things so she has to grab one of those designs from the background and fight them off using it all the while shes only wearing one shoe and like half a tiara and screaming YOURE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING WAIT!!!!!